You Better Knot Mention That Again
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Some people call back Adam Sandler is a frat boy buffoon slob who gets his laughs past resorting to trigger-happy, profane and childish idiocy. But in that location are those of united states of america that consider him among the leading contenders in today'south (or at least a few year'south agone's) rejuvenated comedy scene. Possibly we don't have a young Chevy Chase or Ted Knight or Rodney Dangerfield to scissure us up anymore, but with uproariously oddball funnymen like Sandler, Norm McDonald and Not that asshole irritant dickhead on Simply Shoot Me, the world of one-act is at an exciting meridian of an all-time low with everybody sucking complete dogcrotch except Adam Sandler and Norm McDonald, who rule.
And Robin Williams, who was fuckin hilarious in Medico Smiley Asshole or any that piece of shit was chosen.
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- dalem51@hotmail.com
Its billy MADISON, not elliot!! - LaurelD@fesconw.com (Laurel Durrett)
Billy Madison NOT Billy Elliot
Let me start by proverb that Adam Sandler's entreatment is his commitment more than the actual jokes. THIS IS Fundamental. If yous were to see a written script of something like "Oh Mom." (in which a mother continuously yells at her kids, "THEY'RE ALL GONNA Express mirth AT YOU!" similar the female parent in Carrie) or "The Longest Pee" (exactly what y'all would predict that it might be), your lip would likely curl and perchance yous would wrinkle your nose in disgust. Hell, you lot might even have a SHIT on my LEG!
What it is, is a bunch of silly fiddling songs and bizarre, profane Sabbatum Nighttime Alive-esque skits (featuring lots of guest voices like Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows and Conan O'Brien, who apparently hosts an early morning radio program of some sort). The ridiculous moments are sublime - the assistant principal moving the girls' locker room to his office, Mr. Spindel (rhymes with Prindle!) getting and so upset at receiving a prank telephone call that he continues to scream and cry, "WHO IS THIS?" for several minutes later on the caller has hung upwardly, Toll Booth Willie getting called every filthy proper name in the volume by every motorist for a reason that is never explained.. This stuff somehow *works*. Information technology shouldn't, merely Adam is the King of Funny Characters. His recurring character on this one is an accented hoot - he is "The Buffoon," a Hispanic-sounding character who, in conversations with the Dean of Admissions, the Valedictorian and others, continually shouts out lewd non-sequitors similar "KATHLEEN TURNER HAS Large FUCKING TITS!" Does that sound funny? Of course it doesn't. But he makes it funny, because he's a groovy comedy histrion. Comedy WRITER? So-so. Only HOOEE does he make those characters come to life! Merely like GE - they bring adept things to life! At least they did in the 70s. I don't actually know what they do at present. Aside from LAYING MY Female parent OFF, THE HEARTLESS FUCKS. HEY - IF You lot'RE A BIGWIG AT GE AND YOU'RE READING THIS Right NOW - Consume A DICK!
Merely it'due south not all wacky skits. There is also some real GARBAGE on here. Stuff that you tin't believe anybody could find funny. Like "I'm And so Wasted," where a mean guy keeps telling a dorky guy that he'due south non really stoned, drunk, etc. Information technology's mean-spirited and boring - not at all entertaining. Or "The Cheerleader," where an abrasive cheerleader gets yelled at. Joke? Non-existent. Or how about the recurring "The Beating Of.." skits, wherein a bunch of different characters get beaten up actually bad. Okay, a couple of lines here and in that location are hilarious - especially the science teacher smugly saying, "Zinc is by far the best element. I also like Plutonium. It's merely fun to say. `How's your Plutonium?' `Fine, thanks!'" and the janitor shouting, "Allow go of my sideburns!" while he's being ravaged. Just come up on. It'due south but a agglomeration of sound effects of people being beaten up. L-l-l-l-l-l-l-not funny!
Covered that, covered that, at present let'south talk about the songs. "Food Allusion Guy" - frigking HILARIOUS dejection/rock clich� with lyrics similar "Baby babe baby y'all got honeydew melons/Infant baby baby can't y'all run across my broccoli swellin!" "The Thanksgiving Song" - OVERRATED WORTHLESS CRAP. It's simply Adam being all cutesy, rhyming lines about Thanksgiving with lines that have zippo to exercise with Thanksgiving - and AREN'T FUNNY. If you lot like it, you're an asshole. Consume a dick! Next song - the dear ballad "At A Medium Pace" - filth for filth'due south sake and funny for pete's sake. Sample leeric: "Love, rub your beaver upwardly and downwards my face/Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off." Final two songs are cutesy piles of fanny hair. "Lunchlady Land" and "My Picayune Craven"? More like "Punchgrady Hand" and "Pie Shittle Dickin," if yous enquire a guy who tin can't think of annihilation clever to say!
Swallow a dick!
I can't retrieve who introduced me to the brilliant phrase "Eat a dick," but I'd like to call back it was a Pastor.
- Reader Comments
- Jcjh20@aol.com
Hilarious album! Ive been listening to this sucker for years, it has been beloved to me all threw high schoolhouse. The "Buffoon" series is probably my favorite on hither. I dont know why this stuff is and then hilarious to me! Perchance its his vocalization! Just some guy saying stuff like "I GOT A BIG FUCKIN' Blooper RIGHT Now!", but it rules! I concord out of the songs "Food Innuendo Guy" and "At A Medium Pace" are the best, but i can honestly say (i know, i AM an asshole!) that i dont mind "Thanksgiving Song" at all, even though it is dumb! The "beatings" were damn funny first fourth dimension i heard them, but their appeal lost it on me ever since. Ohh and your right nearly the cheerleading skit. Pointless! I like the "Im And so Wasted" skit cuz in that location is withal another reprise of the Buffoon! I dearest that guy! I give it an 8.
Album two is merely like album ane, merely twoer. Some of the shit is OH! GOD! You'll exist laughing like yous just collection a stove through a grocery shop! This whole bit about this guy making his friend join a religious cult because "THERE'S A Daughter I WANNA Run into!" The bunch of mobsters all yelling at their stupid friend for saying stupid things to a five-year-old boy ("Gotta respect the condom!"). The carload of horny pushing-30 guys slowly but surely one by one reminiscing well-nigh quondam men'south assholes. The prissy all-American family unit who don't know how to politely deal with their loud Jewish mother who constantly asks them to relieve stress by playing with their "Cock AND BALLS!". The pervert playing tapes of people having sex and challenge that they're all tapes of people working out in a gym, regardless of such on-tape moans as, "We are definitely fucking! In that location'southward no barbells in here! There's just my balls!" In other words, "humor" that is so uproariously tacky and worthless, yous'll want to listen to it over and over and over again (especially the function at the finish of "Sex Or Weight Lifting" where the pervert fucks a female stranger on the street until she declares, "Eject it all over me!" A skit written by guys? NO! GIRLS ALWAYS SAY THAT WHEN YOU ASK THEM TO CLOSE THEIR EYES AND THEN Y'all STICK YOUR KNIFE (penis) IN THEIR SALAD! (hair eclaire)).
In other funny news, the recurring character on this 1 is the "Excited Southerner" who gets himself into all way of predicaments by abrasive dominance figures with his ridiculous stammering, Cajun-mode word blabber. Personally, I notice information technology hilarious the way he spits out funny little comments between his heavy breathing and New Orleans "hoo!"south (sample: when he meets Mel Gibson, he quickly spits a agglomeration of half-connected phrases including "Bird On A Wire! Not besides skillful.".). Anybody who doesn't like this character, may ye be damned to an eternity in HELLth class.
I actually got in trouble in middle schoolhouse one time for writing that on the forepart of my wellness class notebook. My teacher was an ugly, worthless lesbian whore.
But once again, some of the skits seem less "funny" than "unfunny." Like "The Goat," where Adam plays the role of a talking goat who sounds like Cheech Marin. He's a cute grapheme and seems like a squeamish goat merely there isn't a single express joy to be found. Even worse is "The Adventures Of The Moo-cow," which is just a agglomeration of cowbell noises, moos and wearisome audio effects, with all the comedic charm of Craig Kilborn. Ooo! Or the WORST - a 15-1000000-hour sketch in which Adam goes to a hypnotist to cease smoking and - get this, you prepare? -- THE HYPNOTIST KEEPS FARTING!!!! AHHR31H!!!A R EHHEIIEAIR!!!! DEAR JESUS EVERY Single INTERNAL ORGAN JUST FLEW OUT OF MY Oral fissure AND SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE TORSO OF THE NURSE WHOSE NIPPLE I WAS GUZZLING MILK FROM!
Songwise, you lot got two skilful ones - a reggae song almost a "piece of shit auto" and the adorable classic "Chanukah Song," which has become a holiday season every bit as entwined in the American fabric every bit "Grandma Got Run Over Past A Reindeer" and "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)." The other five songs are the worst things always, though. Who told this idiot he was a rock star? He's Non!
Andrew "Dice" Clay is! "Brooklyn Bad Male child"? More like "Best Song Ever," if yous enquire my psychiatrist!
Because I feel that the best course of critique is not to provide whatsoever analysis or insight, but to simply depict everything that happens on the record and let the reader make up his ain heed.
Notice I said "his" but not "her." This is because women, like monkeys, don't know how to read.
- Reader Comments
- Jcjh20@aol.com
Some other anthology i listened to all threw loftier schoolhouse! Funny ass anthology! I concord the best parts of this anthology are the cult skit, "respect", the excited southerner (Buffoon is wayyy funnier though!), Erect 'n balls skit, sex or weight lifting, "retentiveness lane", etc. Not sure if this album is inferior in anyway to the outset i. Dont call up so! Your right that "Chanukah Song" is a classic. And rightfully so! In that location isnt any damn Chanukah songs out in that location! "The Goat" is also a classic to most people i think too. It was hilarious the first time i heard it, but really the only part in information technology i still think is funny is "OWWWWWW! FUCK ME IN THE Caprine animal Ass". I gauge only the manner he screams information technology out loud or something, who knows! I also like "Steve Polychronopolous" and "Mr. Bake O" out of the songs, cuz, i dunno...only found them funny and kinda catchy, although your right...Adam isnt a damn rock star! Although i tin tell he trys to be. Another 8. - ajkenyon81@yahoo.com (Amanda Kenyon)
I loved this album with a mad passion when I was about 14. (A 14-year-old GIRL, no less!) The caprine animal just cracked me up for some stupid reason, and the cock-and-assurance female parent was just and so stupidly wacky. What'south not to beloved? I still have an intense liking for Adam Sandler (The Wedding Singer and Happy Gilmore are two of my favorite movies) though for some reason I hate Jim Carrey'southward "comedy" to the depths of my soul. They're very similar, so I don't quite empathise this. Feel costless to email me to explicate this strange phenomenon. Perhaps it'due south partly because of the travesty inherent in his remake of the Grinch. I will avoid and denounce that movie until the twenty-four hour period I dice. - Jenefer924@aol.com (Lee)
WHERE Can I LISON 2 YOUR PICE OF SHIT CAR Vocal ON THE Spider web. - pedroandino@msn.com
If you liked it then endeavor other comedy albums past these other comic wonders! bigger and blacker! supernigger! past mr.pryor! eddie murphy! george carlin'southward parental advisory explicit lyrics! adam sandler has did movies like baton madison happy gilmore! the wedding vocalizer the waterboy! and and so big daddy! then piddling nicky! but then he grew upwards in punch boozer honey so goofs up once more in mr. deeds and 8 crazy days! hey 1 word: i practice love the cheech and chong flicks! i did tape some absurd scenes like when the looka like drives his automobile and sets a trap for the police force cars BOOOOOOM! FIREWORKS And then CAME A SPACESHIP THN ZAP THEY WERE GONE OR THE OTHER PART WHEN THE TWO GUYS TRY OUTDO THE OTHER CAR IN A JUMPING Lucifer! THE CAR JUMPS! THEN THE VAN JUMPS WHEN THEY ARE GONE THE VAN STILL JUMPS THEN It SLIDES Down! THEN HE MEETS A Oversupply OF MEXICANS! HE SAID HOLA PENDEJOS! HA HA HA HA HA! - dlew1628@sbcglobal.net
dude you are a moron....the skit talking goat is the best skit on this cd....u cannot honestly say that you didnt laugh at that....and the person who said the simply funny part is when he gets hit with the football is crazy as well....what about when he says..."hey goat you got a knot at that place....a what?...A KNOT.....yeah yeah....you better NOT mension that once more y'all erect sucker!"....hahaha the whole skit is hilarious and yous people are the showtime people i take e'er heard of that didn't similar the goat skit....so u don't know comedy at all if you don't laugh at the caprine animal...that's all I have to say....o yeah and what virtually giriputo the Fatty SHIT!!! hahaha..."he's a porker..that kids a fatty shit!" "one day he'south gonna become to close to the truck and i'll just his fucking ear off!...hahahahaah i challenge you to mind to the goat and not express joy....by the fashion everything adam sandler does on his cd'southward is classic so stop pretending to know everything nearly comedy and dis on some of his stuff! because you know you laugh at farting and all his stuff...get over your self guy who writes the stuff on this website!!!!!
This i is all songs, no skits. It features some of his best songs EVER, you empathise ("Moyda," "Voodoo" and "The Lonesome Kicker" in particular are funny as hell, each merging the banalities of everyday life with the cinematic drama of a power role), but in that location's also some slop here that never deserved to encounter the light of my life ("Corduroy Blues" is the worst song ever written. And I'm not even talking almost a parallel universe where Styx and Kansas never existed). Mr. Sandler tries a variety of styles with his full ring here - funk stone, Baton Joel piano jazz, manlike generic blues stone, funk, country-western, reggae, even an ballsy Springsteen-manner multi-parter featuring The Goat! But eh. Mmmm... You have to kind of frown upon this sort of crap - he delighted a stupid nation with his awful Thanksgiving song, so now he fancies himself a hilarious comedic musician like Don Henley? Bah.
The most clever ideas: "Listenin' To The Radio" piles on layers and layers of references to FM radio hits equally a lonely young man searches for a girl to beloved. "Sweet Beatrice" features seven minutes worth of lines that finish with "-or" words pronounced as "-oh-wah!" words. And that'south the whole joke. ? "Dancin' And Pantsin'" is about going to club where celebrities play with each others' assurance and stuff. It's ridiculous and stupid, but funny every bit Nell! (Carter)
If you're going to detect an Adam Sandler cd in a cheapie bin, it'due south going to exist this one. Virtually people call back it's atrocious. And some of it actually is. Just there are lots of good ones too! I'thou serial! Many of them would have been Grammy-nominated smash hit singles if they'd been recorded by Mariah Carey, who originally penned them. Right before she became a crackhead and somehow convinced a nation of idiots that she was only "exhausted."
This album is like nailing an Eskimo - too common cold to forgive..
but besides HOT to forget!
The skits are back and here's a shocker - some of them suck! The worst ever by anybody is "Whitey," which is a sixteen+ minute grapheme sketch of a flat boring cartoon of an former homo, every bit presented to a flat patronizing character. No laughs - worse even than Baton Crystal'due south "Face"! And you of all people know how bad that one is. I don't feel like describing every single friggin skit on the album similar I did on the others, so bite it.
No I changed my listen, out of a sense of community and welfare. "Hot H2o Burn down Baby" is hilarious - I'thousand non going to explain information technology. You lot demand to hear it yourself. You're not getting this one out of me. I'll take it to my beathded. "The Peeper" is a guy in a tree jerking off. "The Champion" is the story of a golfer going insane on national TV. Believe it or not, information technology's funny! Non as funny as David "Happy" Gilmour, but a hilarity bag nonethelove. "Inner Phonation" is a guy getting a boner while talking to a girl in a Laundromat. The recurring character is the Loftier-larious "Cool Guy," who keeps getting girls naked and ready until he uses a really stupid name for his "penis," at which point they get disgusted and leave. I'm not going to list any of his terms hither because they're and so darned funny, yous need to hear them for yourself. Simply I DO want to give an indication as to what kind of "Absurd Guy" this is, so I'll tell you that after the third or fourth rebuff, he gets actually upset and cries, "This is So UN-CHILL!"
The most of import skit, notwithstanding, and the ane most worthy of discussion, not only in my opinion only as well in that of the critical customs (I didn't actually ask them, but we generally see eye to heart on these things) is "The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie." Because it'due south not a joke at all. Or if it is, it is a joke and then bleak, depressing, sick and dark that only Adam Sandler and perhaps former drug salesman Tim Allen could notice funny. It'southward over eleven minutes long and information technology's substantially a very agonizing horror story. Why it'due south on a comedy album I can't say that I have any thought. But laugh if somehow it seems to y'all to be the right affair to practise! (Rancid creep)
As for songs, "seven Foot Man" is stupid, "Dee Wee" is Atrocious - merely ABOMINABLY LAME - a sort of Spin Doctors funk strut with the chorus "Where the fuck is he?" Oh GOD I CAN'T SEE ANYMORE Because THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER AND ENJOYABILITY HAVE BUSTED MY TEAR DUCTS WIDE Open AND THE ENTIRE Elevation HALF OF MY FACE IS SPRAYING SALT Water ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM!
"She Comes Habitation To Me" is ribald and funny - a dearest song past a hooker'southward boyfriend, you meet. "Chanukah Song Role II" is proof positive that Adam Sandler is every bit fucking lame as he is funny. And "Welcome My Son" is short enough to rule, about a new father who tin't end obsessing well-nigh the fact that anytime his son might grow up to smoke marijuana. Where does he go his ideas?
I mean his BAD ones likewise. Where do they come from? And is there anyway that a surgeon could remove just THAT part of his brain, and get out us with the funny part?
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- Jcjh20@aol.com
I didnt similar this one equally much as the other two. But i will agree the reaccurring "Cool Guy" is hilarious, as is "Hot Water Burn down Infant", "The Peeper" (the flash video on Adam's site is smashing!), "The Champion" and "Inner Voice". What the hell was the betoken of making a "Chanukah Song Function 2"!? Or even worse, what the hell is "Whitey"? Absoluely pointless and stupid! I didnt like whatsoever of the songs either (except "She Comes Dwelling To Me" and "Welcome My Son", which are hilarious! "7 Foot Homo" might of been absurd with better lyrics, just as it is its only like yous said, stupid). "The Psychotic Legend" is indeed disturbing and dark, and therefore awesome! I agree with the 7. - procha@optonline.cyberspace (Pete Rocha)
You must smoke a lot of coke, Marking. I exercise, too, but I've never used it as a vehicle to talk over Adam Sandler at length. He was kinda funny once, Sabbatum Dark Live in that repeating (what else?) sketch well-nigh Boston schmoes who were 'wickahd cohcked', and probably some of these cd'southward. But since and then he'due south been in a good 4 dozen movies that placed Adam Sandler - POTTY MOUTHED, BEER DRINKING, UN-COOTH Merely SENSITIVE UNDERNEATH IT ALL REGULAR GUY - in a situation that calls for something with more than tact. And OH, funny!! The guy is as every bit cliched and deserving to burn on a tire burn as Ben Stiller or Will Smith. Actually, that'south not true at all, Sandler might nevertheless be funnier and more talented than both of them. And some songs on Paul Stanley's solo album might also improve than others.Guy has plenty money to convince your mom to stab you lot in the neck with a butter pocketknife, and y'all're paying for a web site to talk about him. Yes, it's just a tiny, tiny chunklet of your website, just this space could've been much improve served by Chiliad Funk reviews. You already did Bloodrock. I'd love to meet you stone the Yard Funk catalog. CAUSE ADAM SANDLER ROCKS! DO THAT Song Almost THE GRANDMA!!! WOOO! High V!
The irony police force. Yes, maybe Marker Farner made as much coin as Adam Sandler, but Marking Farner was never in Mr. Deeds. Fifty-fifty Paul Stanley was never in Mr. Deeds. Fifty-fifty the most miserable, corny and cliched rock music (similar Paul Stanley solo) is libation than twerp Hollywood commedians. I know, I know, fuck me. What ever happened to resenting the rich?
3seven-year-old New Hampshirite Adam Sandler recently lost his father to the God of Decease. The fact that he tin rise above honest, real-life loss and hurting and put out a brand new album of farting and fucking jokes (even in the song Virtually HIS Late FATHER) makes one wonder exactly how mutated a childhood this man had back in the day (late '60s/early '70s). Only more than that, ane is driven to wonder why he feels compelled to proceed releasing these grotesque X-rated comedy CDs when he's making a fine, fine living as an American movie star. I mean, my wife and I are somehow eking out a no-frills living on a combined income of only $200,000 and you don't meet ME out in that location writing disco songs about guys shaving their brawl hair or ballads about men getting married just so they can get laid any time they want. Non to mention the guy is an elderly, horrifyingly baggish 37 years old -- I hateful it'due south ane thing for a but-built-in little boy of 31 similar Marker Prindle to make ass dildo jokes, but it's something entirely else someelse for some vomitous elderly fuck to go out there and talk about rubbing waffles on his mother-in-law's sweetness tits while his fatty wife watches. Because I'thousand teenage! I'm young! Yes yeah, and I'm strong! And I'chiliad TEENAGE! Look at my YOUTH power! (*holds out withered onetime 31-year-former artillery*)
The two recurring characters this time out are a gay robot who performs homosexual acts to the soundtrack of hilarious clanking noises and Don Knotts. That's right. Don Knotts. Adam Sandler's brand new years-in-development recurring character is Don Knotts. Going past the name "Mr. Pibb." Uttering uproarious (that ways "funny" - I just don't experience like using a thesaurus right at present. Nor a brontosaurus! Ha! HAHAHHA! HAHAHAHH! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLIPOP) never-existed "old timey" platitudes like "The whole sea's similar a warm cup o' java - temperaturo perfecto, as the Africans might say!" and "Snug as a bug in a rug playing Dig-Dug!" before going overboard on some extreme sport, hurting himself intensely and uttering the 'punchline' "Is there a dr. in the house?" So Don Knotts fans - don't think your shirt doesn't fit anymore, considering information technology does and his proper noun is Adam Sandler!
Other skits revolve effectually farting, gayfers, sexual harrassment, masturbation, dysfunctional families and relationships with wives. Most of it reeks of sophomorical juvenilia too gross even for me to express joy at (the 'jokes' themselves are zip but grotesque comments and situations that are more shocking than funny), but ii of the songs are probably the funniest he'southward ever, ever done, and should be heard fifty times a day on every radio station. The first is a boasting rap song undiscernable from every other boasting rap song of the past three years except for one central difference: he's boasting about what a coward he is! "The Mayor Of Pussytown." Hilarious. You tin can't even tell it'due south Adam Sandler, it'due south so damn hilarious and "Proceed IT REAL"-sounding! The other is an unforgivably chortlefull "blues session" in which a tired, wheezy erstwhile bluesman keeps turning the tape recorder back on every bit he thinks of more and more stupid rhymes for the discussion "mule." It actually sounds like the kind of song I would tape, which may be why I love information technology so much and why you probably won't think it'southward funny at all. Seriously - it has like 18 "fake ends"! The whole song is just a agglomeration of fake ends!
I have to become going, ya'all, so let me only finish past proverb that Sandler has ever been offensive, simply unremarkably there are funnier jokes mixed in WITH the offensiveness. At that place are still some laughs on here (the opening runway about a gentle old Jew who wants something to fuck for his birthday, the gigglephorious parody of tardily DJ Wolfman Jack, the endless menagerie of on-the-nose family members who torment/bore a higher freshman during his first call home -- including the cliched Jewish mother who recommends that if his roommate offers him LSD or PCP, he should say he can't take it considering it gives him diarrhea), but there'southward FAR also much Mr. Pibb, way too much of the gay robot and... you know, but as well much crap like "The Astonishing Willy Wanker," perhaps the least necessary or pointful song he has ever recorded (information technology appears to be about a British guy who likes weird sexual activity. Or something).
Okay, gotta become! I'll meet you all at Mr. Deeds Ii!
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